Mrs. Severus Snape


mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

Challenge accepted



thewlisian-for-life:

Flawless man.

I….. sorry I completely forgot what I was going to say…..  (Melts into a fan girl puddle)


Via I heart Mr. Thewlis!

I’m so going to get stoned for this, but whatever.  It was funny

I’m so going to get stoned for this, but whatever.  It was funny



Well the Lupin fans (Lupines?) have it. For all my followers who voted for a painting of Lupin.  Thank you for voting!  Finals are coming up, as soon as they are over, I’ll get to finish this.  I promise to post my finished product!




twisterthecat:

madlori:

nicepandas:

tyleroakley:

I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T

AND SAID

NO

THIS WILL NOT DO

THIS WILL NOT DO

I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE.

Every time I see this on my dash I smile.



i-am-mrs-tom-felton:

dramione13:

cammille:

I’m going to try to do this again okay. So yeah your story is probably going to come out really stupid but that’s the point. Write like 2 or 3 sentences of the things you click and dragged and have fun with it bitches!

Ginny=Hermione’s confidant

Plot=Draco makes a some stupid bet to seduce Hermione

Ginny=Draco’s confidant

Hermione’s ex or soon to be ex=Draco’s apple

2nd Genre because it’s obviously a romance 1st=Tragedy

Draco’s ex or soon to be ex=Dumbledore

Well…this just left me speechless….

Ok.. mine was just rediculous.. i have to share:

Hermione’s Confidant - Luna Lovegood

Plot - Draco Makes a stupid bet to seduce Hermione

Draco’s Confidant - Lucius Malfoy

Hermione’s Ex - Ginny!!

2nd Genre - Sci-Fi

Draco’s Ex - Ron!!!  

LMfao.. wtf?

Hermione’s Confidant - Lucius Malfoy ?????!!!!!!

Plot- Hermione is Preggers…..

Draco’s Confidant - Minerva?

Hermione’s Ex - Narcissa….  0.0!!!!!

2nd Genre- Hurt and Comfort….

Draco’s Ex- Neville?  WHAT?????!

Ok, I think I want to write this story now…… It will be so much fun!!!!!!


Via Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All


tyleroakley:

Thank you!  I’ve been saying for YEARS that Jack would of fit on that raft!



athingcalledjoe:

Did that little bastard just tell Dame Maggie she can’t do something?

I love this!  Smack that little punk down, Maggie!  Begone from my presence, wood!

(Source: breakmyheartfuck)


Via You win or you die




theultimatemeggers:

I AGREE!!!! I’m a Hufflepuff and I approve of this message.

I’m a Slytherin, but I agree.  Tonks is a contender for the Queen of BAMFs.  (Along with Minerva, Molly, and Professor Sprout.)


immoriarty:

what i like about how they designed the werewolf for harry potter is that they make sure it looks partially human, too.

most movies make it mostly werewolf, only it can walk on hind legs.

remus lupin doesn’t really have all the fur and shit and his body’s very awkward shaped as a werewolf, and it definitely looks different than most werewolves i’ve ever seen.

so, fucking talk your shit on it if you want. at least it’s not the stereotypical werewolf, so.

my two knuts on Remus’ wolf form.  I think that becuase Remus didn’t like being a werewolf, in fact he hated it, and that is why his form looked awkward, and a little on the thin side.  If you look at Greyback, who loved being a werewolf, and positioned himself near little children during the full moon, just so he could bite more innocents.  His form was big, beefy, and powerful.  I liked the way J.K showed Remus’ form.  Not every one would welcome being the creature, and it was very different from any other werewolves. 

(Source: morilocki)

Via Demons run when a good man goes to war.

Pottermore

Squeeeee!   Pottermore is open!!!!!!!!!!   I’m so full of fan girl glee.  Nothing can bring me down today.  If there are any other potterheads that haven’t signed up yet, you should do that post haste!


Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.

– Love Actually (via derbosewolf) Via der böse Wolf
  • Classmate: A young girl having a crush on a old man? That's just sick
  • Me: I have a crush on Alan Rickman since I was thirteen.
  • Classmate: ... but he's not a old man.
  • Me: ...well done.
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